Is it true that only God can steer a Landing Ship Tank?
Short answerNo, but LSTs were difficult to handle and their movement was strongly affected by tides and local geography.
NotesA joking question asks whether only God can steer a Landing Ship Tank. LSTs were steerable, though handling them was difficult. The reference to the Moon, tides, and geography points to the environmental forces that complicate a landing ship's movement. The joke becomes a compact lesson in why amphibious ship handling depends on local water conditions as well as helm input.