Which battleship would have the best chance of surviving if all Second World War torpedoes were Long Lances?
Short answerUSS Texas or HMS Warspite, chosen jokingly for their 'plot armor' and survival records.
NotesUSS Texas and HMS Warspite are the choices, selected jokingly for their 'plot armor.' Warspite's uncontrolled turn in front of the German fleet at Jutland supplies the example of improbable survival. The choice between the two is left close enough for a coin toss, without a technical comparison of their torpedo protection.